Posts tagged "old"

October 27, 2020 8 Comments

It’s the 19th anniversary of my 21st birthday!

I know I'm supposed to be depressed about turning forty, but after this dumpster fire of a year, it feels like a humblebrag to say I've survived four decades on this planet. "Suck it, 2020! You ain't killed me yet!"* (*That's not a dare. Please don't prove me wrong, 2020. Your flames are beautiful and... [Read More]

December 19, 2018 9 Comments

2018 Wrap Up

Some people were getting worried that I might be dead or experiencing bad times because I haven't blogged since May, which is understandable. Back in 2014, a blogger I liked stopped blogging abruptly and I've always wondered what was up. Her sporadic tweets imply she's still alive. (Or her murderer got her password!) I used... [Read More]

June 5, 2015 2 Comments

A long white hair

I picked a long white hair off of my jeans the other day. Long, as in at least 12 inches long. Even though I know I've had white hairs since I was 21, and even though I know that I have hair that is at least a foot long, I still find it disturbing to... [Read More]

February 24, 2010 Leave a Comment

Soon they’ll be calling me ma’am

It is a bit disturbing that all these Olympic athletes I see on TV are younger than me. There is 23-year-old snowboarder, Shaun White, and 25-year-old skier, Lindsey Vonn, and 27-year-old speed skater, Apolo Ohno, who is apparently an old, old man. I bet he is sponsored by the AARP. When I watch the events,... [Read More]