Whenever I see a sign like this, I want to give someone a fist bump. I blame the Obamas.
Jennette Fulda tells stories to the Internet about her life as a smartass, writer, chronic headache sufferer, (former?) weight-loss inspiration, and seemingly nice person (who is silently judging you). You can contact her if you promise to be nice.
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