Posts tagged "birthday"
Happy birthday to me!
Happy Birthday to me!
Ok, I know it's kind of lame to write a happy birthday post for yourself since it will appear that you are pandering for birthday wishes, but I don't care. This is me pandering. Watch me pander. I wish I had a panda to pander with me. Ok, I'll stop. I'm 31 today and I... [Read More]
Happy birthday to me! Thirty trips around the sun and not done spinning yet
I dashed to the room where my smartphone was blaring a sitar ringtone and pressed the red button, happy that I'd managed to locate the device before voice mail picked up. Well, I was happy until I realized I'd hung up on the caller, which is what the red button does, which you'd think I... [Read More]
The day of the donut burger
Yesterday at work we made hamburgers with Krispy Kreme donuts as the buns. I don't know why. These things just happen. One minute you're talking about chocolate-covered bacon and the next you're daring your boss to cut off two years of his life in two Krispy, greasy bites. A lot of supplies are required to... [Read More]