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February 25, 2013 13 Comments

Well, we made it to 614 days

It is with regret that I must reset the counter in the sidebar to 0 after I woke up today to find this:

Broken glass

It has now been 0 days since Java Bean broke a glass. I found pieces on the couch as well as the floor, so I’m not sure what trajectory the glass took as it fell of the table. All I know is that I just vacuumed the couch extra well.

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  1. Maggie says

    February 25, 2013 at 12:07 pm

    Well, there goes the party I was planning for the two-year anniversary. Bad Java Bean, bad cat.

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  2. Michelle says

    February 25, 2013 at 12:15 pm

    Dawww!! Well maybe his next streak will be longer. . .it was good while it lasted.

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  3. Karen says

    February 25, 2013 at 2:45 pm

    I am surprised the streak went on so long. I am gad my Shadow doesn’t have that proclivity, but when I kept my son’s cat, Shasha, she most certainly did. I am really she is back with them!

    Hope the counter gets into high numbers again!

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  4. Rebecca in SoCal says

    February 25, 2013 at 2:52 pm

    Aww! I was recently thinking that the counter might be defunct, since it had been SO long!

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  5. JenFul says

    February 25, 2013 at 5:33 pm

    @Maggie – I hope you didn’t already buy him a present 🙂

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  6. Natalie says

    February 25, 2013 at 6:44 pm

    How did it break on carpet?

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  7. JenFul says

    February 25, 2013 at 6:49 pm

    @Natalie – I’m not completely sure, but I think it got knocked onto the couch, rolled off and then slammed into the side of the table. That, or it landed right on the hard, rectangular part of the extension cord on the floor.

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  8. Debby says

    February 25, 2013 at 8:58 pm

    Aw, Java Bean, you’re not a bad cat. It’s okay. You’re just a little clumsy. Now roll over and let me rub your belly. Good kitty! 🙂

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  9. Dana says

    February 26, 2013 at 1:38 am

    Aw. If that’s a vase rather than a drinking glass, could he at least get off on a technicality?

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  10. JenFul says

    February 26, 2013 at 10:58 am

    @Dana – No, it’s a glass. The Anchor Flair set from Bed, Bath and Beyond: http://www.bedbathandbeyond.com/product.asp?SKU=14585338 However, I just read some reviews on that page and people are saying these glasses break really easily. So maybe this whole thing has been entrapment and I didn’t know it!

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  11. Vickie says

    February 27, 2013 at 1:58 pm

    The cat might be ready for college, looks like it took massive calculations to execute that wicked break.

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  12. Sheryl says

    February 27, 2013 at 9:22 pm

    I wish i could even get to 100 days with Ms. Cleo — she has at least trained me to USUALLY remember not to leave any glassware on the counter or coffee table — I am pretty sure she intentionally knocks them down to hear the sound of something breaking.

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