I can’t believe it happened again. No, really, I can’t believe it actually happened again.

Dear City of Indianapolis,

Please stop throwing a parade every time I go downtown on the weekend. I’m flattered that you think I’m so awesome that there needs to be a parade every time I grace your metropolis with my presence on the weekends. But next time, I swear I will plow through your bright orange blockades to get into the parking garage.

Thank you,

Jennette Fulda

In June I tried rendezvousing with my mother to visit the tea room when I was detoured by the gay pride parade. Last Saturday, I drove downtown to take part in the Cultural Trail bicycle tour and couldn’t get past the roadblocks for the Circle City Classic parade. How many parades does this city have in a year? And is there a parade warning list I can be put on to warn me the next time a marching band stands between me and the parking garage?

Despite the barriers, I was able to drive downtown, pull my bike out of the trunk and figure out how to properly reattach the front wheel in time to make it to the bike tour and without suffering massive braking failure. The Indianapolis Cultural Trail is a project I discovered because of my recent Starbucks addiction. Whenever my coworkers and I escape from our cages to pay too much for coffee, we walk past signs saying “Cultural Trail.” One day, there were even men jackhammering designs into the road which were later painted bright colors to denote the trail. All of this made me wonder, “What the hell is the Cultural Trail?”

I visited their website and discovered the trail is “a world-class urban bike and pedestrian path that connects neighborhoods, Cultural Districts and entertainment amenities, and serves as the downtown hub for the entire central Indiana greenway system.” I also signed up for their newsletter and learned that they offered bike tours at the beginning of each month from April through October. I was curious, and I was looking for new and interesting ways to stay active, so I signed up.

A group of about 15 people met in the parking lot of the Central Indiana Community Foundation and I could tell I was in the right place because Gail, the organizer, had a big map of the trail. (She also had a mandatory waiver I had to sign in case I hadn’t reattached my front wheel as well as I thought I had.)

Her husband, Brian, president of the Central Indiana Community Foundation and founder of the Cultural Trail, showed up soon afterwards to lead the tour. Since only about 5 blocks of the trail have been built, most of the tour involved biking around downtown and visualizing how pretty the trail will be when it’s all done. It was like a realtor showing you a house and telling you to envision yourself living there, even though it’s all drywall and carpeting for now.

I had a lot of fun on the tour, whizzing through parts of downtown I would never bike down alone for fear of traffic. It also made me excited for the day when the trail is done. Here are some highlights in bullet points so I don’t have to think up paragraph transitions:

• Part of the Cultural Trail will weave into a corridor behind some restaurants with patios and a brick road, giving it a European feel. A garden will be planted with herbs local chefs use in their recipes.
• Although there have been some attacks on the Monon Trail recently, in comparison to the thousands of “touches” the trail gets every year, the crime rate is amazingly low. I might try pitching this to my mother so she’ll feel better if I bike to work. Or I might look up Brian’s phone number and tell her to call him directly 🙂
• Part of the Cultural Trail will follow a street that goes under a parking garage that was dark enough that I could barely see with my sunglasses on. However, I didn’t feel good enough about my bike skills to ride one-handed to take them off. An artist is developing lights with sensors that will detect your presence and turn on and off as you pass through. This sounds totally awesome and I would ride the trail just for this feature.
• One of the biggest advocates for the trail is the CEO of Eli Lilly, which is handy since drug companies have lots of money. The trail will pass by their campus and help connect the company with the rest of downtown.
• The trail will benefit some neighborhoods more than others. The Fountain Square area for instance, has some great restaurants and clubs, but is a little east of downtown and not exactly pretty.

  

  Whereas the White River Canal area is already idyllic and beautiful and was the most relaxing part of the tour.

  

Near the end of the tour we had to ride back to the parking lot, but our route was directly blocked by a marching band. We biked through a park trying to cross over, but then had to backtrack. I don’t know what the attendees of the Circle City Classic thought of 15 random people on bikes riding through their festival who almost became part of the parade. I only hope we drove fast enough that they didn’t get a good look at my face.

When we got back to the parking lot, I won a t-shirt because I have a birthday this month. Woo-hoo! Go October! I was much happier with this than the other prize, a bag of Cultural Trail mix, which looked delicious, but I would probably have scarfed down all at once and felt guilty about later. They sell the mix at The Best Chocolate in Town on Massachusetts Avenue and $1.00 of every bag is donated to the Cultural Trail fund.

The trail is privately funded, but right now they are concentrating on finding $1-million-dollar level donors. If I had that much money lying around, I’d be happy to donate because I love this city’s trail systems and I’d love to be able to bike around downtown more easily. I’ll have to wait until they start taking donations like the $20 in my billfold to help finance the project. I’ve noticed that projects like these don’t just happen, they have advocates, usually only one or a couple people who are really focused on getting the project completed. I don’t have the energy to deal with all the bureaucracy that a project like this would stir up, so I’ll just give money instead when the time comes 🙂